I can't even.
I really can't.

brishipsit:

imperialdalek:

Wingardium Levibullshit. Absolutely fucking perfect.

avengwhores: Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume. … I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

oh god   i wanna cry   bb downey   :(  

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

hedgehog-goulash7:

starknakeddowney:

Do not fucking wink

stop it

where does robert start and tony end

“Because here in Broadway, we don’t need extreme close ups to prove we’re singing live.”

thebigshowinsidemyhead: I AM SO HAPPY THIS MOMENT IN TELEVISION EXISTS Velma: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!”Johnny: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t be seen without my glasses!”

thebigshowinsidemyhead:

I AM SO HAPPY THIS MOMENT IN TELEVISION EXISTS

Velma: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!”
Johnny: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t be seen without my glasses!”

YES  

Fucking fuckers 

  • me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
  • dude: nice bag.
  • me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
  • dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
  • me: uh... yeah?
  • dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
  • me: 
  • me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
  • dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
  • me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
  • dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
  • me: 
  • me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
  • me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
  • dude: uh... what?
  • me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
  • dude: 
  • me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
  • dude: what are you even talking about?
  • me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
  • dude: 
  • dude: 
  • dude: 
  • dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
  • me: his name is Norrin Radd.
  • dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

flawlessstark:

pepperspotts:

iron-gurl:

#why am i in love with a fictional character

#why wouldn’t you be in love with a fictional character #particularly this one